"As for me, I'll take one baby marinated in a dish please"

A conversation with myself

Krista: "Hey. Remember when you said you were only going to let your child play with wooden "American made" toys? How you wouldn't let her play with anything plastic or "Made in China?""

Me: "Yes. I totally remember that conversation."

Krista: "Do you also remember when you said you wouldn't let your child have any "screen time" before the age of two? And that included TV, cell phone, iPad, or computer?"

Me: "Yes, I remember that too."

Krista: "How is all that working out for you?"

Me: "Ummmm. Not exactly as I had planned......"